Note: Below is a complete playlist of all 36 songs that can be heard in the movie “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan”. Some of these commercial songs are not included on the official soundtrack album but are used in the movie.
All 36 songs featured in “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan”:
| Song: | Listen on: |
|---|---|
| "Ma Sheba Ba" by Hadag Nachash Timestamp: 0:00 | Scene: Opening scenes. Zohan struts down the beach, joins in a Hacky Sack game and wins a tug of war. |   |
| "(Keep Feeling) Fascination (Groove Collision TMC Mix)" by Human League Timestamp: 0:02 | Scene: As Zohan cooks on the BBQ his friend and the girls dance to the song. Zohan joins in as he cooks. A helicopter lands on the beach and takes Zohan away. | |
| "Hallo Hallo" by Ace of Base Timestamp: 0:07 | Scene: Zohan's friend and the girls knock on his door and ask him next door. He turns them down saying that he's going to dinner with his parents. | |
| "Hine Ani Ba" by Hadag Nahash Timestamp: 0:10 | Scene: Zohan jumps out of the car and starts free running. | |
| "NYC Beat" by Armand Van Helden Timestamp: 0:17 | Scene: Zohan leaves the airport. Shots of New York. Zohan asks the cab driver to take him to the Paul Mitchell hair salon. Later, Zohan arrives outside the salon. | |
| "Wa-Do-Dem" by Eek-a-Mouse Timestamp: 0:17 | Scene: Plays in the cab as Zohan talks to the cab driver (Chris Rock) about dreams. | |
| "I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd Timestamp: 0:18 | Scene: As he looks through the window, Zohan imagines working in the Paul Mitchell salon. | |
| "Look on the Floor / Hypnotic Tango" by Bananarama Timestamp: 0:19 | Scene: Plays in the Paul Mitchell salon as Zohan enters to apply for a job. Zohan leaves and dances on the way out. Everyone laughs. | |
| "Excellent" by Mobbing Timestamp: 0:25 | Scene: Zohan and Michael in the disco club. Zohan points out the 'big' girl to Michael. Instrumental. | |
| "Get Carter (Main Title) Get Dancing Remix" by Bombay Dub Orchestra Timestamp: 0:26 | Scene: 2nd song in the club as Zohan talks to the DJ. | --- |
| "Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell (Feat. Michael Jackson) Timestamp: 0:26 | Scene: Zohan plays the song in the club from the DJ box. Michael dances next to the fat girl until he's thrown out. | |
| "It Takes Two" by Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock Timestamp: 0:27 | Scene: Zohan meets Uri in the club. At first he denies he's Zohan. | |
| "Connected" by Stereo MC's Timestamp: 0:27 | Scene: Zohan talks to Uri in the bathroom of the club. Zohan tells him he wants to cut hair and Uri offers him a job in the electronics store. | |
| "All Night Long" by Mary Jane Girls Timestamp: 0:28 | Scene: Zohan attacks a dreadlocked wig in a salon. | |
| "The Hampsterdance Song" by Hampton the Hampster Timestamp: 0:29 | Scene: Plays very feintly in the background in the kids salon. | |
| "9/4 the Ladies" by Balkan Beat Box Timestamp: 0:30 | Scene: Walbridge poster being hung on the wall. Zohan walks with the business card Uri gave him to find the electronics store. He spots it. | --- |
| "Time Will Change" by Caroldene Black Timestamp: 0:31 | Scene: Plays inside 'Going Out of Business", the electronics store as the staff deal with customers. Uri negotiates with one of Walbridge's men. Zohan arrives. | |
| "Beautiful Life" by Ace of Base Timestamp: 0:36 | Scene: Zohan dances from the electronics store, across the road, to the salon. | |
| "California" by Hadag Nachash Timestamp: 0:38 | Scene: Zohan cleans his teeth with Hummus. He sweeps hair in the salon. Zohan practices small talk with Michael's mum. A little later he practices cutting hair with Claude. | |
| "Strip" by Adam Ant Timestamp: 0:46 | Scene: Zohan spits out an earing to turn on the stereo. He shampoos a lady's hair. | |
| "Pump Up the Jam" by Technotronic Timestamp: 0:49 | Scene: Dhalia arrives at her salon to find a large queue outside. Zohan works his magic on the ladies. Zohan's cuts Michael's mum's hair. Paul Mitchell tries to tempt Zohan to work for him on the phone. | |
| "I Can't Wait" by Nu Shooz Timestamp: 0:51 | Scene: Claude finishes cutting a ladies hair and Zohan asks if he made sticky with her. Zohan tells him that all the women want him but Claude is unsure. Claude and Zohan take a shoulder each. | |
| "Hillbilly Band" by Marshall Tucker Band Timestamp: 1:14 | Scene: Walbridge talks to some hillbilly's on the phone. | |
| "Fantasy" by Mariah Carey Timestamp: 1:18 | Scene: A Hacky Sack tournament poster is put up. Zohan explains how he has tickets. | |
| "Gonna Fly Now" by Carol Connors, Bill Conti and Ayn Robbins Timestamp: 1:19 | Scene: The Phantom drinks 2 live chicks, punches a cow and runs to the top of a sand dune. | |
| "I Already Don't Remember" by Singapore Timestamp: 1:22 | Scene: Dhalia gives Zohan the new Paul Mitchell book in the salon. They say goodbye and Zohan leaves. | --- |
| "Artillery" by Infected Mushroom Timestamp: 1:24 | Scene: Just before the Hacky Sack tournament the guys prep their weapons. Some guy takes grenades out of the fryer, etc. | |
| "Dynamic Force" by Delirious Timestamp: 1:25 | Scene: Start of the Hacky Sack tournament. We see Kevin James and John McEnroe on the big screen. | |
| "The Star Spangled Banner" by Mariah Carey and the Boston Pops Timestamp: 1:26 | Scene: At the Hacky Sack tournament, Mariah Carey sings the US national anthem live. | |
| "Ha Kol Ze Letova (Amir Afergan Remix)" by Dana International Timestamp: 1:26 | Scene: Disco break at the Hacky Sack tournament. | --- |
| "Hine Ani Ba" by Hadag Nachash Timestamp: 1:29 | Scene: Zohan dives out of Mariah's window and jumps down the building. | |
| "Jimmy Jimmy Aaja Aaja (Disco Dancer Remix)" by Bappi Lahiri Timestamp: 1:36 | Scene: Zohan and the Phantom fight the hillbilly's in the street. They discuss shoes. The news report from the scene. | --- |
| "Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now" by McFadden & Whitehead Timestamp: 1:39 | Scene: The hillbilly with the bomb flies through a window and ends up sitting on a sofa in between 2 guys. The puppy's land shortly after. | |
| "I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time" by Mariah Carey Timestamp: 1:40 | Scene: Closing scenes. The new mall. The Phantom works in a shoe shop, Salim offers goat rides, the electronic shop, Zohan works in his brand new salon with Michael and Dhalia. His mother and father arrive. | |
| "Feels Good" by David Morales & Angela Hunte Timestamp: 1:42 | Scene: 1st song in end credits. | |
| "Lo Mevater" by Hadag Nachash Timestamp: 1:43 | Scene: 2nd song in end credits. | |
What’s the movie about?
An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.